‘Curate’ – choose from a pile

‘Artisan’ – throw together roughly

‘Super excited’ – momentarily enthused

‘Awesome’ – acceptable standard

‘Authentic’ – bought off eBay

‘Pop-up’ – knocked together quickly

‘Craft’ – lost the recipe and made it up from memory

‘Vintage’ – scuffed and left in the sun

‘Bespoke’ – scribbled on with a marker

‘Pulled’ (pork etc) – shredded

‘Locally-sourced’ – unwashed and wrapped in brown paper

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