The Curmudgeon’s Style Guide starts here:

  1. Never start a sentence with ‘So….’.
  2. Relatively few things in life are awesome.  Burgers, for instance, are never awesome – unless they can, say, drive a car.
  3. Super-excitement is pretty dangerous.  If you find yourself getting super-excited about your weekend plans, you might want to take medical advice.
  4. Curators work in museums and art galleries.  They don’t work in shops.  Lots of things in life can’t be curated.  Chocolate, beards, domain name registration tools, for instance.

Submissions please: curmudgeon@houstonpr.co.uk

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